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Unwed Jokes

Unwed Fathers

Did you hear about the home for unwed fathers?

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It's called a monastery.

I don't know why Christians are so hard on unwed teen mothers.

I mean, Jesus turned out alright.

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I grew up with a friend who had an unwed mother with no money.

Poor bastard.

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Today at work they had an HR driven roundtable, where we were supposed to share our favorite charities and where we volunteer. I managed to piss everyone off.

I said "I do a lot of work with unwed mothers."

People asked what specifically I do with them.

I responded, "I just help them get their start"

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A nun gets into a cab

As she's riding along, she notices the cabbie keeps eyeing her in the mirror. "Is something the matter?" She asks. Embarrassed the cabbie answers, " Well sister, I only have a few months left to live, and I've always fantasized about having sex with a nun. I'm sorry. I don't mean to be forward, but ...

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The Terrible Legend of Bahuda

Three explorers are making their way through a one of those generic jungles that always shows up in these sorts of jokes, when they are suddenly ambushed by a tribe of massive cannibals. (That's "massive" in the sense that they are very large, although they are also particularly passionate about eat...

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