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Unsalted Jokes

What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?

They're both white and flavorless

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What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk?

A stomach cake!

A guy walks into a bar and grabs a peanut...

A guy walks into a bar, grabs a peanut, licks the salt off and puts it back on the serving plate.

To which the peanut replies: "Sir, I'm unsalted by your actions..."

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How to cook leftovers

Ingredients:

1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 cup sugar
Pinch of salt
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
5 eggs
2 cups cake flour

STEP ONE- Preheat the oven to 325 degrees.

STEP TWO- Place the butter and sugar in a mixing bowl after greasing the cake pan and beat them ...

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