If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.

Soon it’ll be just water under the fridge.

Why are racists so good at solving rubik's cubes?

Cuz they looooove seperating colors.

I used to worry about the ice cubes I’d kick into the abyss under the refrigerator.

But I figure, what the hell.

It’s old water under the fridge.

Someone told me I could make ice cubes out of leftover wine

I'm confused... What is leftover wine??

What do you call it when two Nissan Cubes get into an accident?

A wreck-tangle.

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

Skull shaped ice cubes are pretty cool

Well, for a few minutes at least.

Rubix Cubes & Racism

Why are Americans so good at solving the Rubix Cube?



Because they're good at separating colors.

I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.

But now it's just water under the fridge.

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In my experience women are a lot like Rubik’s Cubes.

They are incapable of achieving orgasms

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How are Rubik’s cubes and penises similar?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get!

Why are there more white sugar cubes than brown sugar cubes?

Because demerera

Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?

Because cubes are platonic solids.

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What would you get if you shove some ice cubes in your asshole?

Some cool shit

I got arrested for giving criminals glasses of ice cubes.

Apparently you're considered to be a vigilante if you hand out just ice on the streets.

What do you called ginger cut into cubes??

a Square Root.



... I'll see myself out

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Ice cubes in ice tea.

It's almost time for him to pull out.

Saw a woman frantically eating ice cubes earlier.

Absolutely perplexed, I asked her what on earth she was doing. She said she was worried about her baby due to the heat, so was eating ice cubes to cool the baby down.

Luckily she calmed down when i explained the baby will be at womb temprature.

A friend was freezing some ice cubes for me.

Let's say he was doing me a solid.

The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.

It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.

Onboard the Titanic...

While cruising aboard the Titanic, an engineer boasts to his dinner companions, "This ship is so seaworthy that even God can't sink her!"

Overhearing what the engineer said, God started laughing so hard that he spilled his glass of water and ice cubes went flying everywhere.

A guy from iceland and a girl from cuba get married.What are their children called?

Ice cubes

How did the Blacksmith pick up the red hot 1000° steel cube with just his hands?

He just held it by the cubes corners which were 90°

A bear walks into bar. Bartender asks, “What would you like to drink”? Bear says, “I’ll have a rum and coke...

My Boss: What’s the joke? I don’t get it.

Me: What do you mean you don’t get it? Just think about it.

My Boss: The Bear can talk?

Me: No, that’s not the joke.

My Boss: The Bear can walk into a bar?

Me: No, that’s not the joke either.

My Boss: The Bear likes ...

Why can't jello cubes dance?

Because they are a bunch of squares.

What's Ice Cubes least favorite sandwich?

A melt

Ice cubes are very badass

I mean they float around their own blood

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A giraffe walks into a restaurant...

He asks the waiter, "Do you have any food specifically for giraffes?"

The waiter thinks for a second and comes back with a plate of spaghetti with the longest fork you've ever seen.

"Asshole!" the giraffe says, and he walks out.

The next day, a penguin walks into the restauran...

I went to Sweden to look for some Oxo Cubes.

I hear they have a really good shop there called "Stockhome".

A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana...

It was the laughing stock of the whole town.

What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes?

Fidel Castro.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.

Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...

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