You have three cups of coffee and 20 sugar cubes? How do you put an odd number of sugar cubes into each cup of coffee using all 20 sugar cubes.

1 cube in the first cup, 1 cube in the second, and 18 in the third because 18 is an odd number of sugar cubes to put in coffee.

What do Rubik’s cubes and your wee wee have in common?

Well for most people the more you play with them the harder they get... for me, I play with them for a few seconds and then it’s finished.

LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor of the kitchen, quietly slide it under the refrigerator.

Soon it’ll be.....water under the fridge

My wife keeps telling me that soup is better with flavour cubes.

I don’t put too much stock in that.

Why are racists so good at solving rubik's cubes?

Cuz they looooove seperating colors.

I used to worry about the ice cubes I’d kick into the abyss under the refrigerator.

But I figure, what the hell.

It’s old water under the fridge.

What do you call it when two Nissan Cubes get into an accident?

A wreck-tangle.

Someone told me I could make ice cubes out of leftover wine

I'm confused... What is leftover wine??

I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

Rubix Cubes & Racism

Why are Americans so good at solving the Rubix Cube?



Because they're good at separating colors.

I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.

But now it's just water under the fridge.

Skull shaped ice cubes are pretty cool

Well, for a few minutes at least.

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In my experience women are a lot like Rubik’s Cubes.

They are incapable of achieving orgasms

Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?

Because cubes are platonic solids.

Why are there more white sugar cubes than brown sugar cubes?

Because demerera

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee.

I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly.

At the window, there was a delay.

Finally, a teen-aged girl came to the window looking frustrated.

"I'm having a problem," she announced. "The ice keeps melting."

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What would you get if you shove some ice cubes in your asshole?

Some cool shit

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Granny went to the bank to deposit her $1M

She was greeted by the Bank Manager.

Manager: "Good morning, ma'am! That's quite a fortune. May I ask where did it come from?"

Granny: "I have a knack in gambling. These are my winnings."

M: "I have no doubt. However, our policies prevents us from accepting it due to anti money-...

What do you called ginger cut into cubes??

a Square Root.



... I'll see myself out

I got arrested for giving criminals glasses of ice cubes.

Apparently you're considered to be a vigilante if you hand out just ice on the streets.

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Ice cubes in ice tea.

It's almost time for him to pull out.

I tried sniffing Coke once...

But the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.

It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.

Iceberg

A couple icebergs in Antarctica are best friends. They grew up together and have known each other since they were ice cubes.

One iceberg decides he's tired of all the cold weather, he tells his best friend he's going on a warm vacation for a couple weeks. A couple weeks pass by and he returns...

A friend was freezing some ice cubes for me.

Let's say he was doing me a solid.

How did the Blacksmith pick up the red hot 1000° steel cube with just his hands?

He just held it by the cubes corners which were 90°

Why can't jello cubes dance?

Because they are a bunch of squares.

A bear walks into bar. Bartender asks, “What would you like to drink”? Bear says, “I’ll have a rum and coke...

My Boss: What’s the joke? I don’t get it.

Me: What do you mean you don’t get it? Just think about it.

My Boss: The Bear can talk?

Me: No, that’s not the joke.

My Boss: The Bear can walk into a bar?

Me: No, that’s not the joke either.

My Boss: The Bear likes ...

Ice cubes are very badass

I mean they float around their own blood

A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana...

It was the laughing stock of the whole town.

What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes?

Fidel Castro.

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