Cubes Jokes - 29 Hilarious Cubes Jokes

You have three cups of coffee and 20 sugar cubes? How do you put an odd number of sugar cubes into each cup of coffee using all 20 sugar cubes.

1 cube in the first cup, 1 cube in the second, and 18 in the third because 18 is an odd number of sugar cubes to put in coffee.

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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.

Soon it’ll be just water under the fridge.

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My missus was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator.

But now it's just water under the fridge.

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I was confused the other day when someone told me I can make ice cubes with left over wine.

What the fuck is "left over wine"?

Why are Americans so Good at Solving Rubix Cubes?

Because they have a long history of separating colors…

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Why are racists so good at solving rubik's cubes?

Cuz they looooove seperating colors.

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Why are there more white sugar cubes than brown sugar cubes?

Because demerera

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Oftentimes i find myself putting ice cubes on my eyeballs.

I think its because i wanna look cool.

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What do Rubik’s cubes and your wee wee have in common?

Well for most people the more you play with them the harder they get... for me, I play with them for a few seconds and then it’s finished.

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My wife keeps telling me that soup is better with flavour cubes.

I don’t put too much stock in that.

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What do you call it when two Nissan Cubes get into an accident?

A wreck-tangle.

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What do you called ginger cut into cubes??

a Square Root.

... I'll see myself out

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Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar...

... and asks for a glass of water with ice. Once his drink is served, he looks at the bartender and asks: "What did you use to make the ice cubes?"

Bartender: "Water."

Ramsay: "Fresh?"

Bartender: "No, frozen."

Ramsay: "Oh for fuck's sake."

Why can't jello cubes dance?

Because they are a bunch of squares.

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In my experience women are a lot like Rubik’s Cubes.

They are incapable of achieving orgasms

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What would you get if you shove some ice cubes in your asshole?

Some cool shit

A friend was freezing some ice cubes for me.

Let's say he was doing me a solid.

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I got arrested for giving criminals glasses of ice cubes.

Apparently you're considered to be a vigilante if you hand out just ice on the streets.

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Ice cubes are very badass

I mean they float around their own blood

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I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.

But now it's just water under the fridge.

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Two old guys are at a bar drinking a scotch on the rocks

First Guy: looking at his ice cubes, " these ice cubes have holes in them, when did they invent this stuff?"

Second guy: "Must be a long time ago, I have been married to one for forty years."

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I don't get why people say rubik's cubes are so hard. There's literally only one combination

Yes, I'm colorblind. Why are y'all asking?

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I used to worry about the ice cubes I’d kick into the abyss under the refrigerator.

But I figure, what the hell.

It’s old water under the fridge.

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The worlds two largest manufacturers of broth seasoning cubes are merging.

It was a multi-bouillon dollar deal.

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Why couldn't the Bard seduce the Gelatinous Cube?

Because cubes are platonic solids.

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I went to Sweden to look for some Oxo Cubes.

I hear they have a really good shop there called "Stockhome".

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What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes?

Fidel Castro.

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Vincent Van Gogh, Pablo Picasso, Claude Monet, and Leonardo De Vinci are all eating at a nice restaurant when the waitress comes around with the bill.

They’d all ordered the same item and had previously agreed to split the bill four ways.

When they looked at the check, however, they saw that the 10% gratuity would not split evenly, so one of them would end up paying an extra $0.01.

“We should have an art competition to decide,” Da Vi...

How did the Blacksmith pick up the red hot 1000° steel cube with just his hands?

He just held it by the cubes corners which were 90°

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