[Tasteless] Lost my great uncle in the Holocaust

Dumbass fell off the guard tower.

Just tasteless

A man gets the words "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his crank.

His wife tells him "Quit putting words in my mouth!"

I was going to tell you a tasteless chemistry joke

But all the good ones argon

After a group of scientists invented a tasteless orally ingestible Covid vaccine they had a meeting to decide which products would be best to put it in to get to finally get to 100% coverage in America.

Ranch dressing will get 98% and Horse dewormer paste to cover the last 2%

This one is a little tasteless, so be forewarned.


Tiger Woods issues statement to Reddit regarding tasteless comments about his emergency knee surgery in r/Jokes.

"I won't stand for this"

People say dead baby jokes are tasteless

but I know you just have to use the right seasonings.

I made a very tasteless joke at an alopecia convention...

...fortunately it didn’t raise any eyebrows.

Another tasteless joke about Alzheimer's?

Forget it.

Tasteless Irish joke: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?


Happy saint Patricks Day!

Warning: Tasteless joke

Glass of water.

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Tasteless space shuttle Challenger jokes

Q) Where did Christa McAuliffe spend her vacation?

A) All over Florida.

Q) What color were Christa McAuliffe's eyes?

A) Blue, one blew this way, one blew that way.

Q) What was the last thing Christa McAuliffe told her husband?

A) "You take care of the dog and cat, ...

Tasteless V D humor

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a hard on
You know what to do

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Why do people say chicken is tasteless?

Every time my wife cooks some it tastes like shit.

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine.

Knock knock.

Who's there?


911 who?

You said you'd never forget

My humor is a lot like Covid…

It’s tasteless, not meant for large crowds, and if you get it, you’re pretty sick.

Yo momma's so tasteless

She could be served on an airplane.

What do you call it if a bunch of people in comas drown in a hot tub?

Vegetable stew.

Not mine, and yes I know it's tasteless.

Probably as tasteless as the stew.

COVID jokes aren't funny

They're downright tasteless.

I served a pot of chili to a table of anti vaxxers and jokingly told them it could double as a covid test.

They thought it was a bit tasteless.

Bullfighting novice

A tourist goes to Spain wanting to see some bullfights. After attending a full day of it, he fells quite hungry and goes to a little restaurant just by the bullfighting stadium. The special of the day are the meatballs, which he orders without much enthusiasm. Just some meatballs in a small restaur...

I've had enough of all the COVID-19 jokes

They are all tasteless

How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

(credit to Tasteless)

Unpopular opinion: Fetus Deletus is a tasteless joke

Unlike abortions, which are packed with flavour. Merry Christmas.

I made a Corona virus joke the other day

People said it was tasteless.

I have this horrible tofu joke I'm afraid to post...

It's really tasteless.

I’m strongly against elephant poaching.

It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.

A coworker made a joke about carbon monoxide poisoning…

I told him it was tasteless

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging from your living room wall?


What if he also had no tongue?

Tasteless art.

I like making jokes about vegetarians...

but never about tofu, that's just tasteless.

Holocaust jokes arent funny

anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.

Wife's cooking

A man came home from work, cleaned himself and sat down at the dinner table. After the first bite, he complained to his wife that the food was tasteless. Without saying anything, his wife got up, called the COVID Medical Center, and told them that her husband no longer had a sense of taste. They sen...

Your dark humor is like clean drinking water

It’s tasteless.

You shouldn't joke about people without tongues.

They're pretty tasteless.

Did you hear about the guy who got his tongue cut out by the mafia?

Never mind. It's a tasteless joke.

Have no new jokes been created in the world?

This subreddit reminds me of a joke since I've heard all the jokes here before. I was once a frequenter of alt.tasteless.jokes so know them all...yes, I was reading jokes when most of you were just an itch in your daddy's pants...

A man decides to have a game of golf and comes across a group...

A beautiful woman is like the perfect shot of vodka

Transparent, ice cold, and utterly tasteless.

When traveling through nature, it's always smart to bring a seasoned hiker with you.

It's a well known fact that bears find unseasoned hikers bland and tasteless.

It’s too soon for coronavirus jokes.

They’re tasteless. And smell-less.

I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas.

And then I realized, that would be tasteless.

What do Donald Trump and Goldfish have in common?

They're both tasteless orange crackers

Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job?

All his jokes were a bit tasteless.

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A man wakes up

A man wakes up in a dimly lit room with three doors. On each door, there is a picture of a different type of food. The first door has a picture of eggs, second has a picture of cereal and the third has a picture of beans.

The man decides to try the first door, so he opens it. Behind it is a ...

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