Tasteless Jokes

Dumbass fell off the guard tower.

A man gets the words "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his crank.

His wife tells him "Quit putting words in my mouth!"

But all the good ones argon

Ranch dressing will get 98% and Horse dewormer paste to cover the last 2%

Water.

"I won't stand for this"

but I know you just have to use the right seasonings.

...fortunately it didn’t raise any eyebrows.

Forget it.

None.

Happy saint Patricks Day!

Glass of water.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a hard on
You know what to do

Here's mine.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you'd never forget

It’s tasteless, not meant for large crowds, and if you get it, you’re pretty sick.

She could be served on an airplane.

Vegetable stew.


Not mine, and yes I know it's tasteless.

Probably as tasteless as the stew.

They're downright tasteless.

They thought it was a bit tasteless.

A tourist goes to Spain wanting to see some bullfights. After attending a full day of it, he fells quite hungry and goes to a little restaurant just by the bullfighting stadium. The special of the day are the meatballs, which he orders without much enthusiasm. Just some meatballs in a small restaur... read more

They are all tasteless

You boil the hell out of it.


(credit to Tasteless)

Unlike abortions, which are packed with flavour. Merry Christmas.

People said it was tasteless.

It's really tasteless.

It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.

I told him it was tasteless

Art.

What if he also had no tongue?

Tasteless art.

but never about tofu, that's just tasteless.

anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.

A man came home from work, cleaned himself and sat down at the dinner table. After the first bite, he complained to his wife that the food was tasteless. Without saying anything, his wife got up, called the COVID Medical Center, and told them that her husband no longer had a sense of taste. They sen... read more

It’s tasteless.

They're pretty tasteless.

Never mind. It's a tasteless joke.

This subreddit reminds me of a joke since I've heard all the jokes here before. I was once a frequenter of alt.tasteless.jokes so know them all...yes, I was reading jokes when most of you were just an itch in your daddy's pants...

A man decides to have a game of golf and comes across a group... read more

Transparent, ice cold, and utterly tasteless.

It's a well known fact that bears find unseasoned hikers bland and tasteless.

They’re tasteless. And smell-less.

And then I realized, that would be tasteless.

They're both tasteless orange crackers

All his jokes were a bit tasteless.