Tasteless Jokes

A man gets the words "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his crank.

His wife tells him "Quit putting words in my mouth!"

Dumbass fell off the guard tower.

But all the good ones argon

Seriously, how can people sink so low?

"I won't stand for this"

Forget it.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a hard on
You know what to do

Glass of water.

But it would be tasteless.

...fortunately it didn’t raise any eyebrows.

Here's mine.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you'd never forget

It’s tasteless, not meant for large crowds, and if you get it, you’re pretty sick.

Water.

A tourist goes to Spain wanting to see some bullfights. After attending a full day of it, he fells quite hungry and goes to a little restaurant just by the bullfighting stadium. The special of the day are the meatballs, which he orders without much enthusiasm. Just some meatballs in a small restaur... read more

She could be served on an airplane.

They're downright tasteless.

You boil the hell out of it.


(credit to Tasteless)

Vegetable stew.


Not mine, and yes I know it's tasteless.

Probably as tasteless as the stew.

They thought it was a bit tasteless.

A man came home from work, cleaned himself and sat down at the dinner table. After the first bite, he complained to his wife that the food was tasteless. Without saying anything, his wife got up, called the COVID Medical Center, and told them that her husband no longer had a sense of taste. They sen... read more

Unlike abortions, which are packed with flavour. Merry Christmas.

Ranch dressing will get 98% and Horse dewormer paste to cover the last 2%

It makes the meat stringy and tasteless, roasting at a medium heat for 40 minutes per pound yields a much better result.

People said it was tasteless.

but never about tofu, that's just tasteless.

It's really tasteless.

anne frankly, I think they're tasteless.

Art.

What if he also had no tongue?

Tasteless art.

They are all tasteless

They're pretty tasteless.

Never mind. It's a tasteless joke.

This subreddit reminds me of a joke since I've heard all the jokes here before. I was once a frequenter of alt.tasteless.jokes so know them all...yes, I was reading jokes when most of you were just an itch in your daddy's pants...

A man decides to have a game of golf and comes across a group... read more

They’re tasteless. And smell-less.

And then I realized, that would be tasteless.

All his jokes were a bit tasteless.

It's a well known fact that bears find unseasoned hikers bland and tasteless.

They're both tasteless orange crackers