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Salted Jokes

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A man is sitting on a flight from NYC to London

He feels a little cold, so he asks the cabin attendant for a blanket. The cabin crew completely ignores him. On the seat next to him is no other than a parrot. The parrot screams "get me a scotch on the rocks you stupid cunt". Not a moment passes and the parrot gets a nice glass of whiskey. The man ...

If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?

November thirst.

Two Peanuts are walking into a bar...

One was a salted

Why were the French fries in a victim support group?

Because they were a salted.

Why did the salami fill out a police report?

Because it was a salted meat.

Why was the peanut afraid to go to central park?

It was a salted

I have the best six pack out there

2 x Salt and Vinegar
2 x Ready Salted
2 x Cheese and Onion

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