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Tsunamis Jokes

If someone was writing a book about tsunamis...

If someone was writing a book about tsunamis and they suddenly got a rush of ideas on what to call it, would that be considered a title wave?

Communists must love Tsunamis.

They take the homes of the wealthy and give poor people access to the beachfront.

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After the tsunamis in Japan a while back, my Japanese girlfriend dumped me.

It's okay though, there were plenty more in the sea.

Fidel Castro, Vladimir Putin, and the Oort Cloud are riding on a train.

Fidel Castro pulls an expensive Cuban cigar out of his pocket, lights it, and then throws it out the window after only a few puffs. Vladimir Putin and the Oort Cloud are both surprised by this and ask "what are you doing, Fidel? That's an expensive cigar!" To which Castro responds, "in your country/...

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