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Earthquakes Jokes

What was the earthquakes punishment

It was grounded

Books about earthquakes are extremely popular.

They're literally flying off the shelves.

Why does Florida have so many Conservatives and California have so many earthquakes?

California had first choice!

**just a joke, I respect your right to your opinion and free expression **

Oklahoma asked California about all these earthquakes recently.

California said "It's not our fault."

Why are earthquakes always found guilty?

Because they are at fault

Fortunately the California earthquakes were a bit out in the desert so not many people got hurt.

But a few snakes were rattled.

I get so nervous during earthquakes

that I start shaking uncontrollably

What to do during earthquakes...

Teacher: Class, what should you do if there is an earthquake?
Tonio: Turn on the light, Sir!
Teacher: How come?
Tonio: Sir, everynight there's an earthquake in our hut, but it stops when I turn on the light.

I hate it when geologists explain the reasons behind earthquakes.

All that stupid faulty logic.

My sister in California said she felt two earthquakes just in the last week.

I told her it was her fault.

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

TIL the Richter scale is no longer the standard measurement for earthquakes.

It shook me up a little bit.

As a Tectonic plate, everyone is always blaming me for earthquakes...

...but they are not all my fault.

A local earthquake station gets an anonymous tip...

One day a local scientist named Steve was sent a mysterious email. The email read:

Steve I know who you are, and where you live. My name must remain anonymous, so as of now you may refer to me as "Somebody". Steve I contact you because my independent studies have discovered a massive earthqua...

The Earth is a Giant Vibrator

Earthquakes are just god turning it on.

A lot of cities like to name their sports teams after their states major disasters

For example:

- Chicago Fire (Soccer)
- Colorado Avalanche (Hockey)
- Kansas City Tornadoes (Basketball)
- San Jose Earthquakes (Soccer)
- Miami Hurricanes (Football)
- New York City Jets (Football)

Original joke taken from a comment by u/toastytreats

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