Trump's Jokes

Apparently nobody else can make America go downhill faster.

Probably because Mexico has more aliens

The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn't even finished coloring the second one

On the condition he gets to install windows.

Unfortunately, both books were permanently destroyed.


Do you know the what the real tragedy is?
He didn't even finish colouring the second one.

...and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.

...Police say it's impossible to tell if the act was committed by Trump's opponents or supporters.

He's fine. It was a draft, so he dodged it.

Discrimination

A full recovery

Sorry guys this one's a repost

Every day it gets worse and Republicans try to deny it.

I mean, wouldn't all those attack helicopters be useful??

They found over 300 pounds of dope in the back seat.

Who cares, they'll get over it..

The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of years now and hasn't tweeted them yet.

The US Postal Services releases a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presen... read more

One of Trump's aide says to him, "Sir, I had a dream you got your parade. It was miles and miles long winding through Washington DC. Joyful Americans lined the route, literally in the millions. People were laughing, cheering, playing in the street. You were riding in the most beautiful carriage."... read more