Trump Card Jokes - 12 Hilarious Trump Card Jokes

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The United States and Britain are having a competition on who can fuck themselves up the most.

Britain is in the lead, but America has a Trump card.

What did the Republicans do when Obama won the election 2 times in a row?

They pulled out their Trump card

Initially the US was way behind other countries in COVID-19 cases.

Little did those countries know, the US had a Trump card.

Yugi: Kaiba! How come Your card grabbed my card's groin and threatened to deport it...

Kaiba: You fool! You've activated my Trump card.

Apparently Covid has..

.. a Trump card

This election is crazy.

One candidate has a Trump card. The other is just Biden his time. There's a lot of Harrisment between the the two of them and I don't think it looks good on either of them, that's just my 2 Pence though.

Why should you never play bridge, whist, and similar card games with a Democrat?

They get rid of their Trump cards.

Whenever I get into a joke war, I make a pun about reality TV stars

It’s my Trump card

UK and USA are in a contest to destroy themselves.

The UK edged ahead with Brexit, but the US just played their trump card.

I hate playing cards in the Oval Office.

The president always has a trump card.

Minorities may have the race card, and women may have the equality card...

But racists, have a Trump card.

International Contest

Great Britain and the USA are having a contest about who can mess up their country the most. Britain is leading, but the USA have a Trump card.

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