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If there's a bee in my hand, what's in my eye?

Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

ITT: People who want to kill me, people who think I am their dad, more puns about bees, puns about beer, "oh I get it", and "this joke is more like a riddle"

ITT: Jokes that would have killed at a party in 1998.

I'll start us off:

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?
They both have a slot that says "insert bill here."

Girl, are you an ITT Tech degree?

Because you're worthless.

ITT: Your best (or worst) puns.

See all those crows flying over that woman with that loaf of bread?

She's going to get murdered.
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