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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

I've told this story to many naive greens before me, so self-absorbed in their own notions of human conflict and the meaning of war. Whenever I finish the tale they're always pale as Lyndon B's corrupt lyin' ass. I can't blame 'em. This story kept me up throughout my whole deployment in those damn j...

A blind man, feeling worried about his symptoms, visits his local hospital.

Although he knows the general layout of the hospital grounds, as he walks up he finds a large tent pitched at the front entrance which wasn't there last time he visited. Feeling around with his hands he finds his way inside and is greeted by a nurse.

"Hi there sir," says the nurse, "this is j...

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A day in the ER

Sean Bean's wife brings her husband into the Emergency department with a broken nose and a bruised shoulder. During triage the nurse asks how the Sean sustained the injuries. After a nudge from his wife, he sullenly replies "I was looking over my shoulder and walked into a door." The nurse wonders h...

I went to the ER with severe lacerations...

The triage nurse explained that they were packed and it’s be at least two hours before I would be able to see a doctor.

Since I was in a hurry I asked the nurse for a needle and thread.

She replied, “Suture self.”

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