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Treehouse Jokes

A wealthy lawyer spent four weeks every year in his luxury treehouse in the hills.

Every summer, he invited one of his friends to stay with him for a couple of days. One summer he invited a Czech friend to visit him. They spent a wonderful time there, getting up early every morning and enjoying the great outdoors.
One morning, as they were picking some berries for their breakfa...

When I was a kid, I found a bottle of vodka someone had left at the treehouse at the playground. So I took it to the police station.

The police told me not to worry. They would get to the bottom of it.

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My 5 year old son said he wanted a treehouse in the back garden...

...20 years growing a tree and now he doesn't want it anymore...ungrateful cunt!

A treehouse is cruel...

It's like killing someone and then making their friends hold the dead body.

What do you call a treehouse full of women you despise?

A country.

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I had a treehouse in my backyard growing up, and I even lost my virginity in it.

Sadly it burned down when I was 10

Did you know Hellen Keller had a treehouse?

Neither did Hellen Keller.

My autistic cousin came to visit

When I was young, my autistic 10 year old cousin would constatly visit us, and I hated him because he was a brat. However, since his parents were extremely protective and thought of him as a little prince, they wanted to make me give him my "Up" DVD, because he really likes it.

When they left...

When I was a boy a tree fell on my bedroom and crushed it. I complained to my dad but he had no sympathy.

“You always wanted a treehouse,” he replied.

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An inventor, Liam, builds a humanoid lie detector robot that can slap you if you lie. As with all his inventions, his family will be the first round of test subjects.

At dinner, the inventor asks his son Jimmy about his day.

"I was at Scotts, we were studying for mid-terms."

The robot suddenly springs to life, slapping the son hard upside the head.

"Ow, what the fucking shit?" Jimmy exclaims angrily.

Liam looks at his son with a bemu...

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My girlfriend broke up with me.

She said
"I'm sorry, but you're just too immature."
I looked her dead in the face and said
"Get the fuck outa my treehouse!"

My wife accused me of being immature.

I told her to get out of my treehouse.

NSFW - Little Johnny

walks into Mom and Dad's bedroom, Mom is on top with her back to the door. Dad looks over at Johnny, smiles and gives him a big thumbs up.
Johnny gets a shocked look on his face and runs away. Mom and Dad finish up and Dad thinks he better go and talk to lil Johnny.
Looks all over the house...

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