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Tongues Jokes

What has heels, ears and tongues but can't walk, taste or hear

Shoes

I was slightly surprised to learn that dogs' tongues are smooth

I thought they'd be ruff

You shouldn't joke about people without tongues.

They're pretty tasteless.

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Seeing everyone translating jokes from their mother tongues I want to try my hand at it

From Russian:

Drill sergeants office, another sergeant rushes in:

- Hey Johnson, all your squad is in the barracks fucking bench!

Sergeant jumps up, picks up his hat and storms into barracks. On the way he thinks to himself: "These damn recruits, can't last a week without a woma...

So if cats have papillae on their tongues to rip skin...

...Then does that mean my cat wants to eat me when he licks me?

What do you call a couple of tongues that are best friends?

Taste buds.

Why do hipsters always have burnt tongues?

They ate their pizza before it was cool.

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The evil tongues speak ill

The evil tongues speak ill.

The good tongues give orgasms.

The hipster burnt her tongue

she sipped her coffee before it was cool



*By: my lovely sister :D*

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