Two men are walking down the street when they see a dog....

Two men are walking down the street when they see a dog with one of its hind legs up in the air and it’s snout buried in its crotch. They stop for a moment as the dog furiously tongues its balls.... just goin’ to town on himself. The first man turns to his friend and asks, “Wow, man..... my wife is ...

What has heels, ears and tongues but can't walk, taste or hear

Shoes

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3 dogs are having a conversation

They get to complaining about the hypocrisy of their owners.

The first dog says "My owners won't let me eat anything off the counter, but then they go ahead and shove their faces full of whatever is there."

The second dog says "My owners won't let me take a leak in the house, but th...

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Seeing everyone translating jokes from their mother tongues I want to try my hand at it

From Russian:

Drill sergeants office, another sergeant rushes in:

- Hey Johnson, all your squad is in the barracks fucking bench!

Sergeant jumps up, picks up his hat and storms into barracks. On the way he thinks to himself: "These damn recruits, can't last a week without a woma...

Two Chess Grandmasters sit down for a Drink

They get a little tipsy, and their tongues loosen up.

Charles: “My wife has been awfully quiet recently. I think she may be having an affair.”

Digory: “...”

Charles: “Well come on man, don’t be so glum.”

Digory: “Charles, I have a confession about my last mate.”

Ch...

The hipster burnt her tongue

she sipped her coffee before it was cool



*By: my lovely sister :D*

What do you call a couple of tongues that are best friends?

Taste buds.

So if cats have papillae on their tongues to rip skin...

...Then does that mean my cat wants to eat me when he licks me?

We all know the app for learning to speak another language is Duolingo but did you know

That to learn to speak in tongues, you need Cunnilingo?

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