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Tongues Jokes

What has heels, ears and tongues but can't walk, taste or hear

Shoes

I was slightly surprised to learn that dogs' tongues are smooth

I thought they'd be ruff

You shouldn't joke about people without tongues.

They're pretty tasteless.

So if cats have papillae on their tongues to rip skin...

...Then does that mean my cat wants to eat me when he licks me?

What do you call a couple of tongues that are best friends?

Taste buds.

Why do hipsters always have burnt tongues?

They ate their pizza before it was cool.

The hipster burnt her tongue

she sipped her coffee before it was cool



*By: my lovely sister :D*
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