Toads Jokes - 9 Hilarious Toads Jokes

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What do horny toads say?

Rubbit.

Did you know that toads are just frogs that have farted too much?

Ran out of gas, had to be toad

Did you hear about the guy who broke into the zoo to lick the toads?

He croaked.

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The Wizard and the Toad

Once upon a time, long, long ago, a wizard lived in an enchanted forest. He usually used his magical powers to help the animals that lived there.
One afternoon, a toad came hopping up to the wizard's cottage and knocked on the door. The wizard opened the door and saw that the toad was, remarkably...

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What do you call a video of two toads having sex?

Frogspawn.

What's a toads favorite drink?

Croaka-cola

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So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest....

Kind of pissed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he was brown or green like the other toads. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing.

Any way ... this yellow toad bumps into a Fairy Godmother, like you do, and he begs her; "Fairy Godmother please m...

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A yellow toad in the land of Oz...

A poor little toad was born the color yellow in the land of Oz. None of the other toads would play with him, and so he had a rough life. As he was crying about his situation, while sitting on a toadstool one day, the good witch came by.

The kind hearted sorceress heard his sobbing and sto...

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Nsfw When God created Adam, he gave him the job of naming the animals.

Adam:
Boobies,
Cocks,
Pussies,
Shags,
Horny toads,
Asses,
Dik diks

It was then that God decided that he needed to create women.

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