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Toads Jokes

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What do toads say?

Rubbit.

Did you know that toads are just frogs that have farted too much?

Ran out of gas, had to be toad

Did you hear about the guy who broke into the zoo to lick the toads?

He croaked.

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What do you call a video of two toads having ?

Frogspawn.

What's a toads favorite drink?

Croaka-cola

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So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest....

Kind of pissed off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he was brown or green like the other toads. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing.

Any way ... this yellow toad bumps into a Fairy Godmother, like you do, and he begs her; "Fairy Godmother please m...

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When God created Adam, he gave him the job of naming the animals.

Adam:
Boobies,
,
Pussies,
Shags,
toads,
Asses,
Dik diks

It was then that God decided that he needed to create women.
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