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Toadstool Jokes

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Why couldn't the toadstool get on the bus?

There wasn't mushroom.

Who fixes Princess Toadstool’s shoes?

The Peach cobbler.

What did Princess Toadstool say to Donald Trump?

IMPEACH.

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Have you ever seen a Toadstool?

Looks just like a frog .

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Did you know that mushrooms are really similar to frog poop?

They're toadstools.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

He was a fungi.

Why wsn't the toadstool invited?

He was toxic.

Did Stormy say it looked like a toadstool or

a toad’s tool ?

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What's it called when a Polliwog poops?

Toadstool.

My family was so poor, we lived in a toadstool.

There wasn't mushroom, but it was home.

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

*i'll just see myself out*
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