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Toadstool Jokes

Why couldn't the toadstool get on the bus?

There wasn't mushroom.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

Who fixes Princess Toadstool’s shoes?

The Peach cobbler.

What did Princess Toadstool say to Donald Trump?

IMPEACH.

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Have you ever seen a Toadstool?

Looks just like a frog shit.

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Did you know that mushrooms are really similar to frog poop?

They're toadstools.

Did Stormy say it looked like a toadstool or

a toad’s tool ?

Why was the mushroom invited to the party?

He was a fungi.

Why wsn't the toadstool invited?

He was toxic.

My family was so poor, we lived in a toadstool.

There wasn't mushroom, but it was home.

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What's it called when a Polliwog poops?

Toadstool.

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A man is born with a 26 inch penis

His penis is so long that no women is willing to be with him and he becomes light headed whenever he gets an erection.
Frustrated by this, he decides to seek the help of a with who lives in the swamp. He says to her "witch my penis two feet long, women fear it and I pass out whenever I become ar...

What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

*i'll just see myself out*

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A yellow toad in the land of Oz...

A poor little toad was born the color yellow in the land of Oz. None of the other toads would play with him, and so he had a rough life. As he was crying about his situation, while sitting on a toadstool one day, the good witch came by.

The kind hearted sorceress heard his sobbing and sto...

The Priest & The Frog...

"One fine sunny morning, the Irish priest took a walk in the local forest. He had been walking by the small stream when he noticed a sad, sad looking frog sitting on a toadstool."

"What's wrong with you?" said the irish priest."

"Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fi...

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