A witch was going through her recent order of newts...

... when her apprentice walked in. Noticing the witches frowning face, she asks “What’s wrong, Master?”

The witch replied, “Well, I’ve got some good newts and some bad newts...”

My friend told me that he had a collection of small amphibians of the subfamily Pleurodelinae.

That's newts to me.

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