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thursdayfridaytuesdaymondaysundaywednesdaydayweekdaydaytimemorrowyesterdaycircadiantomorrowweeknoon

Mon, Tues, Weds, Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sun.

That might sound weird, but it's just a bit of everyday speech.

Always give 100% at work.

Mon - 11%
Tues - 24%
Wed - 40%
Thurs - 23%
Fri - 2%

My Irish stepfather was a master story teller. He told the Wembley joke differently than what I've seen online.

Excuse me, is this Wembley?
No it's Thursday.
So am I let's have one.

He paid particular attention to the beat changes in this story. At the end of each line (the beat) he would change voices. Each line was a different voice/character. He told the story as if it was a fast paced con...
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