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What's the difference between "Thomas the Tank Engine" and Princess Diana?

Thomas made it through the tunnel

Who is Thomas the Tank Engine's favorite rapper?

Choo Trains

When Thomas The Tank Engine was younger he was very rebellious.

A real steam punk!

What do you call it when Thomas the Tank Engine beats his wife?

Domestic Caboose.

Thomas the Tank Engine's friend Fernando, who does the Mexico route was caught on dash cam video accelerating instead of braking for a stuck church van full of disabled children while yelling obscenities and screaming USA USA

When asked about his reasons for such carnage he said he's just loco and those are loco motives.

(Made it up with my son)

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What was hitler’s favorite TV show as a kid?

Thomas the tank engine

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