I volunteer part time as a jouster at the renaissance fair.
I’m a free lancer.
My wife is on her lady time while at the Renaissance Faire and told me she was craving chocolate.
I asked her if the craving was period-specific.
What did the terminator say when he accidentally got sent back in time to the renaissance?
I'll be Bach.
My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm
He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood
I went into a restaurant that said they'd serve breakfast any time...
so I ordered french toast during the Renaissance
A farmer who raises donkeys goes out of town, leaving his wife alone at the farm
A neighbouring farmer, who desires an affair with her, takes advantage of the opportunity and seduces the wife while her husband is away.
The wife soon finds out that she is pregnant with the neighbour’s child, and after informing them of this they decide that it would be best to confess to ...
Hundreds of years ago vulgarity was commonplace, people were often drunk before noon, and public urination was not unusual.
At least that's what I tried telling the security guard at the renaissance faire.
The restaurant's menu said "Breakfast Any Time"
So I ordered steak n' eggs from the Renaissance Period.
My friend Victor is a historian
He invited me to a party at his house and started introducing me to all his colleagues. “This is Victor, he’s a historian of the renaissance. The guy next to him is Victor Jr, he’s a historian of ancient Egypt. And those two guys over there are Victor and Victor, they are doing great work on Mes...
Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.
Several years ago, a group of artistic polymaths decided to mathematically represent different styles of painting.
Each of the polymaths was a leading figure in a different field of mathematics, and each pursued and studied a different style of painting. Together, they decided that if they co...
Super bowl mistake
My good friend has 2 tickets for the 2018 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,000 for both tickets, but he didn't realize when he bought them, it was going to be the same day of his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at @ 3pm at the Renaissance . Her...
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