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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack.

Those damn moose limbs.
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What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?

7/11
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Pakistan president calls to Obama in the morning

And says "I'm sorry to hear about the terrorist attacks in New York, I wanted to be the first one to call and show my support to America"

After a pause Obama replies "What attack? I have no news of such attacks yet"

A dramatic silence prevails

After a while Obama hears a voice ...

Dark humor is like a terrorist attack...

the timing needs to be just right.
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Did you hear about the video of the terrorist attack?

It blew up
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What did I do when a terrorist attacked?

Iran
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Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack.

No letter has been charged, but the cops suspect G-had a hand in it.
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The FBI just thwarted a July 4th terrorist attack in Cleveland.

But they couldn't stop LeBron from dropping a bomb on the city last night.
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Why have there been so much terrorist attacks lately?

Because terrorism is booming.
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I recently failed out of military school when I was asked what steps I would take to ensure my safety during a terrorist attack.

Apparently, 'Fucking large ones' wasn't the right answer.

A mathematician is afraid of flying

A mathematician is afraid of flying due to the small risk of a terrorist attack. So, on every flight he takes a bomb with his hand luggage. "The probability of having a bomb on a plane is very low", he reason, "and the probability of having two bombs on the same plane is virtually zero."
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Wait, you didnā€™t hear about the terrorist attack on the Dried Fruits and Nuts convention?

I guess you donā€™t follow currant events.
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Did you hear about the terrorist attack on the dairy / cow farm?

It was an udder disaster.
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What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down
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So a time traveler meets George W Bush...

Time Traveler: "What year is it?"

George Bush: "2001"

TT: "Before or after the 9/11 terrorist attack?"

GB: "Before"
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Best explanation of Star Wars

The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a terrorist attack which kills 300'000 people.
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Nicklebacksā€™ album ā€œSilver Side Upā€ was released on Sept. 11, 2001.

What are the chances that one of worst days in American history would also be the day a terrorist attack took down the twin towers?

Alphaterrorism

Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had.
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A horse learns the guitar

So there once was a horse that wanted to learn how to play the guitar. So he goes around looking for someone to teach him, and soon he finds someone to teach him. After a white, the horse get REALLY good at playing the guitar so he tells his friend Duck about how he learned the guitar.

So the...
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