Extremists Jokes - 17 Hilarious Extremists Jokes

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Two 9/11 conspiracy theorists are in a plane when it crashes

An instant later they find themselves in the afterlife, being judged by Almighty God Himself.

One falls to his knees, "I deplore you, all-powerful Creator of the universe! Before you judge me, I humbly beg you, reveal who was behind the September 11 attacks!"

God sighs. "Muslim extremi...

Remember when radical extremists were just kids pulling sick stunts off on their skateboards?

Gnarly.

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I think my knockoff airplane simulator game was made by extremists

It crashed and asked me if I'd like to send a terror report.

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I'll never understand why religious extremists become suicide bombers in order to get 72 virgins when they die.

Just become a Catholic priest and get them now.

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Both right and left political extremists are like testicles...

They're both nuts.

What do you call a group of Eskimo extremists?

ICE-IS

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What's an Alcoholic Islamic extremists worst nightmare?

A-Locked-Bar

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I started observing extremists

Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom

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I'm going to make a calendar of sexy Islamic extremists

I will call it, Ji-hotties

TIL Muslim extremists do not like pulled pork sandwiches.

whoops, wrong sub.

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

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Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London...

Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam.

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The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques...

Although a waiting list has been set up.

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Have you heard of 'Dear White People'? I think that Netflix should make a 'Dear Islamic Extremists' show.

That show would blow up.

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Texas Sheriffs Deputy Exam

A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the...

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Two of my fathers favorite jokes from Russia.

How do 10 American extremists have fun? They take 10 cars and one of them has no breaks. The next day 9 are happy, one is dead.

How do 10 French extremists have fun? They take 10 prostitutes and one of them has Aids. The next day 9 are satisfied, one is sad.

How do 10 Russian extre...

Texas Sheriff's Exam

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.

He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Depart...

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