This joke may contain profanity. πŸ€”

I'll never understand why religious extremists become suicide bombers in order to get 72 virgins when they die.

Just become a Catholic priest and get them now.

This joke may contain profanity. πŸ€”

With climate change, income inequality, racism, xenophobia, religious extremists, war, and famine all around us, I often wonder what the world is coming to.

Then I check PornHub.

Turns out it’s stepsisters.

Remember when radical extremists were just kids pulling sick stunts off on their skateboards?

Gnarly.

This joke may contain profanity. πŸ€”

Both right and left political extremists are like testicles...

They're both nuts.

What do you call a group of Eskimo extremists?

ICE-IS

This joke may contain profanity. πŸ€”

I'm going to make a calendar of sexy Islamic extremists

I will call it, Ji-hotties

The British Islamic Association has said there is no longer room for extremists within their mosques...

Although a waiting list has been set up.

What's an Alcoholic Islamic extremists worst nightmare?

A-Locked-Bar

Muslim extremists have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London...

Police think it might be the early start of Ram-a-dam.

Have you heard of 'Dear White People'? I think that Netflix should make a 'Dear Islamic Extremists' show.

That show would blow up.

TIL Muslim extremists do not like pulled pork sandwiches.

whoops, wrong sub.

I started observing extremists

Wanted to find out what made them tick... tock... boom

Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

This joke may contain profanity. πŸ€”

Two 9/11 conspiracy theorists are in a plane when it crashes

An instant later they find themselves in the afterlife, being judged by Almighty God Himself.

One falls to his knees, "I deplore you, all-powerful Creator of the universe! Before you judge me, I humbly beg you, reveal who was behind the September 11 attacks!"

God sighs. "Muslim extremi...

A man looking to join the Texas sheriffs is being interviewed for the job

The deputy doing the interview says, "Well all of your referrences check out and your qualifications are good. The only thing left is to see how you do on the attitude test."

The deputy slides a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk. "Take this and go shoot 6 illegal Mexicans, 6 bl...

Texas Sheriffs Deputy Exam

A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the...

Texas Sheriff's Exam

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.

He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Depart...

This joke may contain profanity. πŸ€”

I wanted to put an England flag in my garden...

I wanted to put an England flag in my garden but wasn't sure if it would offend muslim extremists.

So I wrote 'Allah is a twat' on it just to make sure.

This joke may contain profanity. πŸ€”

Two of my fathers favorite jokes from Russia.

How do 10 American extremists have fun? They take 10 cars and one of them has no breaks. The next day 9 are happy, one is dead.

How do 10 French extremists have fun? They take 10 prostitutes and one of them has Aids. The next day 9 are satisfied, one is sad.

How do 10 Russian extre...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.