Woman are like the terms of service

Don't listen, Just agree

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Poets are like terms of service contracts

They use many words and elaborate eloquent language to describe how they are going to fuck you.

Adam and Eve blundered when they hit "Accept and Continue."

They forgot to read the apple terms of service.

What’s black and white, but never red?

The terms of service.

What is the biggest lie in the world?

"I have read and agree to the terms of service"

Who are the fastest readers?

Apple users, they read 100 pages of changed terms of service in one second.

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