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Dutiful Jokes

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A little boy in Canada is learning about the world...

He is curious about how things work, and one day he goes to his father and asks:

"Dad, if big dogs can have little dogs, how come big trains don't have little trains?"

Never unprepared his father says, "Go ask your mother."

The dutiful son finds his mother:

"Mom, if big d...

A rich man dies and his three sons inherit his estate

One's a doctor, one's a lawyer, and one's a priest. His dying request to the three of them is that, to show their gratitude for all the money he's leaving them, he wants each to take out $10,000 and put it in his coffin. The day of the funeral comes, and each of the sons dutifully puts a paper bag i...

A married couple with kid gets h*rny...

on a Sunday morning and thinks about how they can have some time to "cuddle". So they tell their son to go stand on the balcony and look if he can see something new going on in the neighbourhood.

So their son stands on the balcony and they get going. After a few minutes he yells: "Dad, dad! T...

Don't go for the one...

Seamus got sent to the market by his wife to get snails for tea. Her sister was coming over with her new French husband, and she wanted to impress him with escargot.

So Seamus, being the dutiful husband that he is, went down and got them. On his way back home, he bumped into Sean, his old ...

Grandpa Joe was being taken by his grandchildren to his new nursing home.

The family bought Grandpa Joe in on his wheelchair.

A kind young nurse met them. "Welcome to our nursing home! Let me show you around!" She said in a friendly tone, as she took the wheelchair.

She wheeled him into a large room full of sofas, with a big TV screen. "This is the lounge. Y...

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Brothel fire

A brothel is burned to cinders but luckily all the dutiful workers made it out unscathed. A reporter on the scene interviewed one of them.

Reporter: What impression has the fire caused in you?

Prostitute: We are all really fucked.

Reporter: true but what impression has the fire ...

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