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Terms And Conditions Jokes

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Damn girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?

'Cause nobody gives a fuck what you sayin'

i call myself terms and conditions

because y'all keep ignoring me

My girlfriend is like terms and conditions

Because I ignore everything she says and then agree with her.

Never trust a website with purple terms and conditions.

They clearly violet your privacy.

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Damn girl. Are you Apple’s terms and conditions?

Because I don’t give a fuck what you’ve got to say

Adam & Eve were the first people...

... that didn't understand the Apple terms and conditions.

The sign on the music shop read "Get Your Free Guitar Now! No Terms and Conditions applied".

Bob quickly got hold of one of them and unpacked the package. He was surprised to see that the guitar lacked strings.

I guess you could say:
"There were no strings attached."

Arguing with your Lady is like reading "Terms and Conditions of Use"

In the end You just give up understanding, and say: "I Agree"

I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes.

Being selfless, I wished for world peace, reduce pollution and less traffic.

...

Should’ve read the terms and conditions. My bad.

Who are the fastest readers?

Apple users, they can read 30 pages of terms and conditions in just one second.

What is the greatest lie of all time?

"I have read and accepted the terms and conditions."

I heard Putin was installing Windows

And Microsoft had to accept his terms and conditions.

The biggest lie told on the internet

'I have read and understand the terms and conditions'

”I love you unconditionally*.” -God

*Terms and conditions apply.
See Bible for more details.

Compilation of short "jokes"

☐ There should be TL;DRs on Terms and Conditions

☐ I never click the top Google result if it's an advert even if it's exactly what I want

☐ The amount of battery left on my phone is proportional to how hard I've been working that day

☐ Smart watches should be able to delete your...

Why did pinocchio buy a new monitor

Because he click on "Agree" without reading the "Terms and conditions"

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