I’ve been working for an orthodontist on a freelance basis…
… but now they’ve put me on a retainer.
What do you call a freelance electrician?
A solderer of fortune.
I'm an attorney working on my fifth freelance project.
That guy really needs to stop getting arrested.
If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say “freelance” in an independent coffee shop...
I have no idea how much money I would have, but it would definitely be more than a freelancer.
Did hear about that jouster who got out of prison?
He’s a freelancer now
A band of adventurers accept a quest, to slay the Ork King.
Before heading out to fight the Ork King, they head to town to hire a mercenary. The first one is a swordsman, who asks for 1000 gold to join them. The second is an archer, who wants 2000 gold for her services. The last one is a Spearman, who is willing to do it just for the experienc...
Anyone in need of any jousting work?
I'm going freelance.
Good cop/bad cop
Good cop: "You want coffee?"
Bad cop: "Where did you hide the money?"
Cop that freelances for BuzzFeed: "Answer these questions to find out what type of criminal you are."