The 9+ Best Freelance Jokes

If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say “freelance” in an independent coffee shop...

I have no idea how much money I would have, but it would definitely be more than a freelancer.

What do you call a freelance electrician?

A solderer of fortune.

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I used to be a freelance journalist, but I was shit.

Lance is still in prison

I'm an attorney working on my fifth freelance project.

That guy really needs to stop getting arrested.

Why did the freelancer sue the company?

Because he charges on Demand

Anyone in need of any jousting work?

I'm going freelance.

A band of adventurers accept a quest, to slay the Ork King.

Before heading out to fight the Ork King, they head to town to hire a mercenary.
The first one is a swordsman, who asks for 1000 gold to join them.
The second is an archer, who wants 2000 gold for her services.
The last one is a Spearman, who is willing to do it just for the experienc...

Good cop/bad cop

Good cop: "You want coffee?"

Bad cop: "Where did you hide the money?"

Cop that freelances for BuzzFeed: "Answer these questions to find out what type of criminal you are."

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A small business.

"Hey Jim! Long time no see, how are you?"

*"I'm great John, thanks. I started a small business."*

"Really? In this financial climate? Pretty risky. What kind?"

*"A brothel actually"*

"Cool! What services do you offer?"

*"The usual. Blowjobs, handjobs, and anal."*...

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