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Tenderness Jokes

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A man has been getting horrible debilitating headaches for a long time a& finally decided to go to the doctor...

And he’s just begging for some relief. “They just won’t stop,” he says. “I can’t do anything, my work is suffering, I can’t spend time with my family, it’s just gotta stop!”

So the doctor does some tests and says, “well there’s good news & bad news. The good news is, I found the problem, ...

Fast and Furious Chicken

Dude drives a car down the country road when all of a sudden a chicken passes him on the left lane and takes an exit towards an old farm.

Dude is courious about this fast chicken and takes the same exit to find out more.

He pulls over at the farm house and out comes a woman, dude asks...

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Want to meet elderly married woman

Yes, that's right. Age 50 to 75, and inseparable from her cherished
husband. Someone who treasures intimacy, is energetic, open-minded,
spontaneous, bright, human. Who feels no shame or inhibition around
sexuality, is creative and responsive. Who gives her man tenderness,
stimulation...

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