Tenderize Jokes - 2 Hilarious Tenderize Jokes

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How does a redneck tenderize his meat?

He puts his pickup truck in reverse.

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Big juicy steak

Mitch and Bob are eating dinner at Bob’s cattle ranch.

“Bob, this steak is so good. How do you do it?”

“I got a little secret. Thing is, before you slaughter the cows, ya gotta *tenderize* the meat,” says Bob with a sly wink.

Aghast, Mitch spits out his streak, “You don’t mean...

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