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Legal Tender Jokes

How did a man buy a house with a chicken finger?

It was legal tender

I needed a place to keep my USDA inspected chicken strip

So I bought a wallet

Now my legal tender is safe

I once tried to pay for something with an 18-year-old piece of chicken.

When the cashier said, "sir, we can't accept this",

I said, "why? It's legal tender."

What do you call a gentle loving lawyer?

Legal Tender

A man is waiting in line at a convenience store when the man in front of him puts a raw steak on the counter and leaves with his purchase.

The guy sees this and thinks to himself, "I bet a steak is way cheaper than what I usually buy at this store, I should try that!" So the next day he cooks up a well done steak, takes it to the store, and when the cashier rings him up, puts it on the counter. The cashier looks a bit concerned and say...

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Saw someone post this on Facebook. Got a kick out of it.

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity
generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water
utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-re...

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