I needed a place to keep my USDA inspected chicken strip
So I bought a wallet
Now my legal tender is safe
I once tried to pay for something with an 18-year-old piece of chicken.
When the cashier said, "sir, we can't accept this",
I said, "why? It's legal tender."
A man is waiting in line at a convenience store when the man in front of him puts a raw steak on the counter and leaves with his purchase.
The guy sees this and thinks to himself, "I bet a steak is way cheaper than what I usually buy at this store, I should try that!" So the next day he cooks up a well done steak, takes it to the store, and when the cashier rings him up, puts it on the counter. The cashier looks a bit concerned and say...
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Saw someone post this on Facebook. Got a kick out of it.
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.
I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.
After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-re...