Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, otherwise known as the BOOK.
It's a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It's so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used anywhere -- even sitting in an armchair by the fire -- yet...
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I am excessively orderly and fussy when brushing my teeth
You might say I’m anal about oral.
Can everyone who is here for the yodelling lessons...
Please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
A barman tells three regulars that he has a magic slide in the beer garden
_Here's one I vividly remember being told by a kid in a playground when I was about 5 years old._
A barman tells three regulars that he has a magic slide in the beer garden. Incredulous they demand to see it for themselves.
When they get into the garden they see the slide is signif...
A blonde was checked into the hospital when a fire broke out.
A blonde was checked into the hospital when a fire broke out. The entire hospital was being evacuated. As the fire spread, a fireman was checking for stragglers when he found the blonde choking on smoke while pulling on a nurse's assistant's gown. The fireman grabbed the blonde and took her outside ...