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Sappy Jokes

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Three married men sit at a bar. one ugly, one average, and one handsome

The conversation shifts to their love lives.

The first, ugly man says "My wife nor I are all that nice to look at, but we have a loving relationship with great communication. We both cook and clean and take care of each other. In fact, since we have trouble looking at each other in bed, we've...

Why was the Weeping Willow sad?

She watched a sappy movie.

I know taking your date to a forest isn't what everyone does...

But I'm into sappy stuff like that.

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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