Wife is tired of me using trite, meaningless expressions and overusing contractions. Oh well...
It's what it's.
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How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.