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I was about to write a joke about shoving a banana up my ass...

But it seemed too banal.

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My wife isn't into anal sex.

Banal sex is as close as it gets.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

In these troubled times, it can be hard to truly understand anyoneโ€™s motivations. True, the grass is always greener on the other side, and one might cross the road in hopes that those pastures truly will be more full of bird seed and such. But in doing so, one risks not only the near certain death...

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What kind of sex do boring people have?

Banal.

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