A high school senior needed a prom dress, so she asked her father to buy it for her.
"Sure," he said, "so long as you give me a blowjob."
"How can you ask me to do that?" she said with disgust. "I'm your daughter!"
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Ok Reddit, give me your best dirty, yet tasteful, jokes!
My favorite:
A chicken and an egg were lying in bed. The egg is sitting up smoking a cigarette looking awfully smug. The chicken is glaring at the egg from across the bed. Finally, the chicken blurts out, "At least we know the answer to THAT question!"
A Tasteful 9/11 Joke is Possible!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 Who?
You said you'd never forget!
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Tasteful Palette...
My girlfriend's mother was born and raised in another country, so she cooks a lot of exotic dishes. The first time I ate dinner with my girl's family, her mom prepared a huge pot of soup. Although I couldn't identify the exact contents, its smelled pretty good, and I hadn't eaten all day. Everyone ...
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