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Tasteful Jokes

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So very tasteful!

A high school senior needed a prom dress, so she asked her father to buy it for her.

"Sure," he said, "so long as you give me a blowjob."

"How can you ask me to do that?" she said with disgust. "I'm your daughter!"

"Grow up!" her dad replied. "Nothing's free these days. If yo...

A Tasteful 9/11 Joke is Possible!

Knock Knock!


Who's there?


9/11.


9/11 Who?


You said you'd never forget!

Ok Reddit, give me your best dirty, yet tasteful, jokes!

My favorite:

A chicken and an egg were lying in bed. The egg is sitting up smoking a cigarette looking awfully smug. The chicken is glaring at the egg from across the bed. Finally, the chicken blurts out, "At least we know the answer to THAT question!"

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