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Distasteful Jokes

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A Rather Distasteful Joke

New students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor began the lecture by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important quali...

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Sexual humor is SO distasteful! You can do better...

Cum on people

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Do all black people have a problem with slavery?

Or just mine?

Edit: wow, front page of reddit! For those commenting on the distasteful nature of these joke, remind yourself.. It's a joke. The joke is based on wordplay, quick delivery, and is in no way designed to be racist. Slavery was never something to laugh about.

Edit 2: Holy g...

Dead baby jokes are really distasteful NSFL

Especially considering how many babies you have to kill before it stops being funny.

These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful.

Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk.

I know its slightly distasteful but, what's the best way to punish a blind kid?

rearrange the furniture

People need to stop joking about ligma, it’s a distasteful joke and it really makes me sad...

Especially since my grandpa died of sucma

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Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night.

An intelligent drunken Aussie led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.

'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Kiwi clock' he drunkenly replied.

'A talking Kiwi clock...seriously?!...

A donkey, mule, and a horse walk into a bar

On their way to the bar a man looks at the donkey and yells “what an ass!”

The equestrians shrug off this distasteful jab and continue towards the bar.

The same man stands up and looks at the mule saying “I’d yell all day but now I’m a little horse!”

The equestrians ignore the m...

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Parrot on the Street

A lady is walking down the street to work, and she passes by this pet shop. Outside the pet shop, is a parrot sitting on a perch, who looks at the lady, squawks and says "Hey lady.. you're ugly".

The lady is annoyed and continues on her way to work.

The next morning, she is walking to...

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