Seeing everyone translating jokes from their mother tongues I want to try my hand at it
Drill sergeants office, another sergeant rushes in:
- Hey Johnson, all your squad is in the barracks fucking bench!
Sergeant jumps up, picks up his hat and storms into barracks. On the way he thinks to himself: "These damn recruits, can't last a week without a woma...
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The Aristocrats return to the talent agency...(OC)
The agent says, "Holy fuck, not you asshats again." The father shakes his head, "No, no. It's a totally different show. I swear, this one is going to be really big." The agent has a slow day, so he waves his hand for them to continue.
The father looks at his son, "Ok, Bernard..." and the son...