Sweet Potatoes Jokes

I drink, therefore I yam.

So that they can properly celebrate Yam kippur.

Yamateur hour.

...There was a mom potato, dad potato, and three daughter potatoes. The oldest daughter potato said "I have exciting news! I'm getting married!"

The family bustled with excitement. "We're so happy for you!" said dad potato, "who is the lucky fellow?"

"He's an Idaho potato," said the el... read more

There was a boy whom everyone had noticed had a really strange eating habit. Every day he would bring to work two sweet potatoes and eat them completely plain. In the mornings as well everyone had observed him eating his sweet potato breakfast and even some nights when he would stay late and eat onl... read more

The local university was holding an iron chef style cooking competition where three students prepared a meal centering around a theme ingredient. The theme of the competition was turkey dinner, and before I knew it the kitchen was abuzz with the sounds and the smells of cooking.

After an hour... read more

When they were all grown up, the first one came to her father and said “daddy, daddy, I’m going to get married!”

Father potato asked to whom?

“To an Idaho potato!” Said the first daughter potato.

Father potato said “Idaho potatoes are very hearty and good lineage. He will be a g... read more