John Candy offered John Goodman sweets

John: Candy?
John: Nah, I'm good, man.

I was trying to find the actor who played Rosanne’s husband on the show

But a Goodman is hard to find

An Irishman walks into a bar

But just before he enters the bar he gets stopped by an angry nun who yells, "think about your parents before you enter this bar."
the Irishman then sadly replies, "both my parents are dead."
"Then think about the damage the alcohol will do to your health!"
Now the Irishman gets a bit an...

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