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Sweats Jokes

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Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."

Mom: *Stares at Dad*

Dad: *Clenches fist*

Mom: "Don't!"

Dad: *Sweats Profusely*

Mom: "..."

Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Gay

Mom: *stares at dad*

Dad: *clenches fist*

Mom: "Don't"

Dad: *sweats profusely*

Mom: "..."

Dad: "Son, this isn't easy for me and this may take some time to fully accept. But you are my Son, and I love you."

Son: "Thank god. I'm glad this didn't turn out like ...

Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...

Changed into jeans and was all good.

If a lady with manners perspires, rather than sweats

Does she aspire, rather than fart?

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats?

A nervous wreck...

Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?

Don't believe me?

Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!

Yo momma so fat…

she sweats reading a book.

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