Yo momma so fat…

she sweats reading a book.

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Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."

Mom: *Stares at Dad*

Dad: *Clenches fist*

Mom: "Don't!"

Dad: *Sweats Profusely*

Mom: "..."

Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"

Son: "No dad, I'm serious!"

Dad: "You're serious? I thought you were Gay!"

Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...

Changed into jeans and was all good.

What's the difference between someone out in the sun all day and a large-haired disco dancer with colorful perspiration?

One sweats profusely and the other fro-sweats pucely.

If a lady with manners perspires, rather than sweats

Does she aspire, rather than fart?

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and sweats?

A nervous wreck...

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Two nuns are smuggling tequila across the Mexican-US border..

One nun is worried, telling the other nun they'll be caught.

"No we won't, just play it cool" she said, as the worried nun sweats in nervousness.

They pull up to the guards and the border guard tells them to step aside for a moment.

"I knew it!" the nervous Nun said "we're ca...

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