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Surefire Jokes

Want a surefire trick to break your nail-biting habit?

Take up plumbing

What is a surefire way to make sure your friend doesn't commit suicide?

Shoot him

You'll never guess this simple and surefire way to become a millionaire!

Obtain 1,000,000 dollars

Whenever someone gives you a tough time or is being ignorant tell them.

That the most surefire way to commit suicide is to jump from their ego, to their IQ

The Blonde and the Mechanic and her Neighbor

One day, a blonde was driving from her mothers house home. On the way, she got caught in a hail storm. Thinking it would be best, she pressed on and sped to get home. When she arrived home, she parked her car in the garage and went inside to go to sleep.

Upon waking in the morning, she went d...

A Priest and a Rabbi go golfing

A Priest and a Rabbi go golfing. On the first hole, the priest hits a perfect drive right down the middle, and chips it onto the green with his very next stroke. His putt is a surefire Birdie, but he misses it. The priest throws down his putter and screams, "GODDAMMIT I MISSED!!!"

The Rabbi, ...
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