Why didn’t the AA batteries work on my flesh light?
Because my flesh light only takes a D.
Even though it’s a surplus store, I’m pretty proud of myself for going into Costco and purchasing only ONE item.
A single package of 160 AA batteries.
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A woman is walking around a grocery store...
...completing her shopping list. When she finally collects what she came for, she makes her way to the cashier and unloads her basket onto the conveyer.
The clerk begins to ring up her items; He grabs her container of mixed salad greens and passes it over the barcode scanner. 'BOOP' sou...
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