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Probably the grossest joke I've ever heard.

late one evening a guy is closing up the restaurant he works at. He's sweeping floors and wiping tables, when there's a knock at the door. He opens the door and standing there is the filthiest bum he's ever seen. The bum says, "say fella, could you give me a fork?" Well the guy figures, what the hel...

Smell

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarterback bl...

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A secret mission

There once was a janitor in the CIA building. One day as he's mopping the floor, he over hears a couple of new agents talking about a mission. He walks up and asks them if he could get in on it. After a couple of minutes of discussion they decide its alright. The two agents, the janitor, and a senio...

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