A friend of mine who suffers from long term memory loss went to an employment agency to find what work he's suited for.
Today he became chief moderator for r/jokes.
My daughter's skirt was getting a lot of attention as I walked her to the school gates, which made me very uncomfortable.
To be honest, I thought it suited me.
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A man walks into a bar he's never visited before, and settles down to order a drink.
Before long, he notices someone sitting in the corner - a man who appears normal in every regard except that his head is a gigantic orange. Curious, the newcomer asks the bartender "What's up with the guy in the corner? The one with the-" but the bartender interrupts and says "Honestly, your best be...
My parents called a meeting just to tell me I'm really well-suited to my environment?
I don't remember exactly what they said, but it was something like, "son, you're adapted."
This is an actual job application someone submitted at a McDonald's fast food establishment. Not sure if they hired him....
NAME - Greg Bulmash
DESIRED POSITION - Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be a...
Which parts of a laptop are best suited for laying siege?
The battery and ram.
What job are rude epileptics well suited for?
I’m not having much luck with jobs lately.
I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn’t suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn’t cut it as barber; didn’t have the patience to be a doctor; didn’t fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a his...