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Courting Jokes

What do you call two Palestinian men courting each other in 1930's London?

A Palestinian mandate

After years of courting her , she finally said yes

Followed by 'thats him, officer'

My wife said to me, "I wish you would make love to me like you did when we were courting"

So I took her to the back of the bike shed at school and got her pregnant again.

My wife yelled down the stairs that I was courting disaster.

"No honey," I called up, "we have been married for nearly seven years."

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Little Johnny #71

During a class on good manners and etiquette being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

“If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”

Little Mike rep...

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