I don't believe anything that subatomic particles tell me
They make up everything.
Which subatomic particles are into BDSM?
Top and bottom quarks
What do you call a watchful subatomic particle that resides far from a nucleus?
A surveillance electron.
Did you hear about the reclusive subatomic particle?
It was a bit quarky.
What do you call a subatomic ant eater?
An Ardquark. (Or a Quarkvark ;)
I've been calibrating my new device which measures the electric charge of subatomic particles by testing it on Protons
So far, the results have been positive.
Did you hear the one about the subatomic particle that refused to pay the bus fare?
It just lepton.
I saw a doctor's office that does proton therapy.
I never thought that subatomic particles would need therapy, but I guess it's not easy being positive all the time.
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