I once overheard two physicists debating over the mass of subatomic particles..
They were mass-debating
Which subatomic particles are into BDSM?
Top and bottom quarks
What did the subatomic quantum pirate say to the theoretical physicist?
Walk the Planck
Did you hear about the reclusive subatomic particle?
It was a bit quarky.
What do you call a subatomic ant eater?
An Ardquark. (Or a Quarkvark ;)
I don't believe anything that subatomic particles tell me
They make up everything.
What do you call a watchful subatomic particle that resides far from a nucleus?
A surveillance electron.
Two guys decide that they'd go out drinking on the night before their exam.
Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying that they couldn't take the test because one of the car's tires had gone flat. Surprisingly, the professor allows them and promptly tells them to come back tomorrow. ...
I've been calibrating my new device which measures the electric charge of subatomic particles by testing it on Protons
So far, the results have been positive.
Did you hear the one about the subatomic particle that refused to pay the bus fare?
It just lepton.
I saw a doctor's office that does proton therapy.
I never thought that subatomic particles would need therapy, but I guess it's not easy being positive all the time.
Did you hear Charlize Theron has been cast in the next Ant-Man movie?
It's going to be called "Subatomic Blonde."
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A duck walks into my chemistry class
So, a duck walked into my chemistry class. The teacher jumped up and started shooing it out, but one kid gets between them and says "No, don't! Haven't you heard of this duck? He's a genius!" The teacher knows the kid is lying, but doesn't see the harm in humoring him, so she asks the kid to prove h...
Ten Science Jokes for Nerds
* I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
* I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.
* Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.