A Higgs Boson particle showed up at church one day. The priest yelled, “hey we don’t serve your kind here.”

The Higgs Boson particle said, “but you can’t have mass without me.”

A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."

The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"

A Higgs-boson particle goes into a church.

The vicar says, "We don't want your sort in here!"
The Higgs-boson particle says
"But you can't have mass without me!"

I heard there's a guy that destroyed a group of Higgs Boson particles.

He's a mass murderer.

All this news about finding the Higgs Boson is so exciting...

It's giving me a Hadron.

Higgs Boson walks into a church during Sunday services...

...and the priest immediately stops preaching and says "We dont like your kind around here. You are not welcome in this church.". The whole church, already silent, waits anxiously when Higgs replies "Why not? You can't have mass without me!"

Why would the Higgs Boson feel unsafe in a country where the leader openly practiced genocide?

It would be a land of mass-murder

What's a Physicist's Favorite Rifle?

A BOSON-Nagant

What fundamental particle is responsible for bacon?

The Piggs-Boson

LHC (Large Hadron Collider)

When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina.

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