Two hadrons are walking down the street

Baryon starts crying all of a sudden. His friend Meson turns and asks, “what’s wrong Baryon?”

Baryon sobs, ”Everybody says I’m odd.”

Meson tries his best to cheer him up. “Keep your head up buddy, we all have our quarks!”

Two hydrogen atoms decide that they want to ride on the Large Hadron Collider.

They jump on a plane to Switzerland and sneak in while no one is looking. As they start to speed up one of them realises that they have both lost their electrons. It mentions it to his friend who asks "Are you sure?"

It replys "I'm positive."

What if someone were to steal the Large Hadron Collider?

It would be a matter of 'great con-CERN'.

Your mamma’s so fat

She uses the large hadron collider as a hula hoop

Did you hear about the Large Hadron Collider going down?

They are gonna have to bring in a quantum mechanic.

An old professor of Particle Physics and his assistant were having beers at a pub in London when the conversation drifted to the experiments with the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, Switzerland.

The assistant mentioned one of the wonderous things the famous particle collider can do. "The Collider can accelerate protons," the assistant began.

The professor smiled and said, "Yes, I've seen it do that, personally."

Surprised and intrigued that his mentor had worked with ...

Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail?

Because he was a mass murderer

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

What do two atoms argue in the hadron collider?

Higg no rants

LHC (Large Hadron Collider)

When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina.

Did you guys hear that the hadron accelerator exploded?

It was mass murder.

I just found out about this underground science ring

It's called the Large Hadron Collider

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What's a particle physicist's favourite cocktail?

A Large Hadron Colada.

What does the impotent, dyslexic, physicist with insomnia think about while he tries to fall asleep?

His hadron

All this news about finding the Higgs Boson is so exciting...

It's giving me a Hadron.

Have you seen a proton lying around?

I'm sure I hadron somewhere.

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