Baryon starts crying all of a sudden. His friend Meson turns and asks, “what’s wrong Baryon?”
Baryon sobs, ”Everybody says I’m odd.”
Meson tries his best to cheer him up. “Keep your head up buddy, we all have our quarks!”
Two hydrogen atoms decide that they want to ride on the Large Hadron Collider.
They jump on a plane to Switzerland and sneak in while no one is looking. As they start to speed up one of them realises that they have both lost their electrons. It mentions it to his friend who asks "Are you sure?"
It replys "I'm positive."
Why did the physicist at the Hadron Collider get thrown in jail?
Because he was a mass murderer
Did you hear about the Large Hadron Collider going down?
They are gonna have to bring in a quantum mechanic.
What if someone were to steal the Large Hadron Collider?
It would be a matter of 'great con-CERN'.
Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?
Because it's hard to discern.
What do two atoms argue in the hadron collider?
Higg no rants
LHC (Large Hadron Collider)
When LHC discovered Higgs Boson, it literally became deus ex machina.
Did you guys hear that the hadron accelerator exploded?
It was mass murder.
...Give me a Large Hadron
Yo momma's so fat,
she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop.
I just found out about this underground science ring
It's called the Large Hadron Collider
What does the impotent, dyslexic, physicist with insomnia think about while he tries to fall asleep?
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What's a particle physicist's favourite cocktail?
A Large Hadron Colada.
All this news about finding the Higgs Boson is so exciting...
It's giving me a Hadron.
Have you seen a proton lying around?
I'm sure I hadron somewhere.