Subatomic Particle Jokes - 10 Hilarious Subatomic Particle Jokes

I once overheard two physicists debating over the mass of subatomic particles..

They were mass-debating

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Which subatomic particles are into BDSM?

Top and bottom quarks

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Did you hear about the reclusive subatomic particle?

It was a bit quarky.

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I don't believe anything that subatomic particles tell me

They make up everything.

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What do you call a watchful subatomic particle that resides far from a nucleus?

A surveillance electron.

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Two guys decide that they'd go out drinking on the night before their exam.

Wasted on the night before, the two arrive at the university well after the exam ended. They went straight to the professor, saying that they couldn't take the test because one of the car's tires had gone flat. Surprisingly, the professor allows them and promptly tells them to come back tomorrow....

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Did you hear the one about the subatomic particle that refused to pay the bus fare?

It just lepton.

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I've been calibrating my new device which measures the electric charge of subatomic particles by testing it on Protons

So far, the results have been positive.

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I saw a doctor's office that does proton therapy.

I never thought that subatomic particles would need therapy, but I guess it's not easy being positive all the time.

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A duck walks into my chemistry class

So, a duck walked into my chemistry class. The teacher jumped up and started shooing it out, but one kid gets between them and says "No, don't! Haven't you heard of this duck? He's a genius!" The teacher knows the kid is lying, but doesn't see the harm in humoring him, so she asks the kid to prove h...

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