String Instruments Jokes - 4 Hilarious String Instruments Jokes

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Host: Which string instruments are commonly used in Latin music?

Guest: Violins?

Host: "Violins" is not the answer.

Why do relationships between string instruments never work out?

They always result in domestic violins.

A musician specializing in bowed string instruments who has a boring play style could be called 'a dull fiddler'.

Which is not so bad until you read it out loud.

I'm planning on opening a store that sells string instruments for children.

I'm calling it 'Kiddie Fiddlers'.

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