Straying Jokes

He visits a number of adult toy stores looking for something that will keep his wife "busy" while he's gone. After hours of searching he eventually stumbles into a Chinese Herb and Erotic Tincture shop in Chinatown. After telling the old man running the store of his dilemma, the old shopkeeper think... read more

...The man suggests that they come clean about any straying that they may have done since they got together.

"It`s best to get this stuff out in the open before the wedding," he explains.

The woman replies, "Oh darling. Don`t you remember? We went through all this a month ago."
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A married man was about to go out of town for a business trip and he wanted to make sure his wife wouldn't cheat on him while he was away. He went to an adult toy store and looked around, not finding anything he thought would keep her satisfied, so he went to the man behind the counter and explained... read more